Sugar Ray are NOT Sellouts!!!
Okay, I'm not sure who will appreciate this, but I know of two (one is Jacob, but he'll never know as he himself is a sellout for not contributing to the Club). I apologize in advance for wasting your time.
So, way back while we were at OU, Jake claimed that "Sugar Ray are NOT sellouts", in response to my claim that if you looked up "sell out" in the dictionary, you'd find a picture of this band. (This was around the time of their gay-ass pop songs like "Fly" and "Every Morning") I used to have one of their first albums, which was much more like hardcore rock (the cover had that sexy bitch from Charles in Charge naked on the cover, I believe). AAAAAAAnyway, long story short, Jacob has since rescinded his claim of Sugar Ray's keepin-it-real...ness. However, we like to continue to hold him to it, and heckle him about it.
Well, I just gained some new ammunition....
My wife (haha) has this awesome habit of flipping through channels while what we're watching is on commercials. And she hit that show "Extra". You know the gay ass Hollywood gossip show.... and I come to find that Mark McGrath (Lead singer of Sugar Ray) is like a host or something..... HAHAHAHAAH.... You No-Talent Bitch!!!!!! What a fucking sellout you are!!! Apparently, this has been going on for some time now, however, I still revel in it....
I HATE YOU, SUGAR RAY...... BUT I LOVE THE FACT THAT YOU'VE STOOPED SOOOOO LOW...... What happened??? You had such a quality career brewing......
That is all...... for now
So, way back while we were at OU, Jake claimed that "Sugar Ray are NOT sellouts", in response to my claim that if you looked up "sell out" in the dictionary, you'd find a picture of this band. (This was around the time of their gay-ass pop songs like "Fly" and "Every Morning") I used to have one of their first albums, which was much more like hardcore rock (the cover had that sexy bitch from Charles in Charge naked on the cover, I believe). AAAAAAAnyway, long story short, Jacob has since rescinded his claim of Sugar Ray's keepin-it-real...ness. However, we like to continue to hold him to it, and heckle him about it.
Well, I just gained some new ammunition....
My wife (haha) has this awesome habit of flipping through channels while what we're watching is on commercials. And she hit that show "Extra". You know the gay ass Hollywood gossip show.... and I come to find that Mark McGrath (Lead singer of Sugar Ray) is like a host or something..... HAHAHAHAAH.... You No-Talent Bitch!!!!!! What a fucking sellout you are!!! Apparently, this has been going on for some time now, however, I still revel in it....
I HATE YOU, SUGAR RAY...... BUT I LOVE THE FACT THAT YOU'VE STOOPED SOOOOO LOW...... What happened??? You had such a quality career brewing......
That is all...... for now
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