The Price Is Wrong, Bitch!!!

Bob Barker, host of "The Price Is Right", is retiring. That show you always watched when you were home sick from school (and work) will never be the same. The final show will air on June 15, once at its regularly scheduled time, and once in the evening. They're looking for someone to replace him, but so far the list is just a bunch of losers. You can't replace Bob! It's never gonna be the same.

I've got some suggestions for CBS for replacements:

Michael Richards (Kramer from Seinfeld). That'd be interesting.
Recent birthday boy, Bronson Pinchot. He's probably got some time on his hands.
Borat. No explanation necessary.